You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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