he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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