this just has baby written all over it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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