absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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