shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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