THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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