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Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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