Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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