i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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