I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
