I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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