if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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