Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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