i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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