the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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