The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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