Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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