Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we have pet lesbian snakes
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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