Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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