I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
