I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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