I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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