all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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