you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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