I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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