Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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