But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
My balls are so social today.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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