i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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