wanna go halves on a baby?
I wish you could order shots online.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
