Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
