i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
"it" just moved
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
