I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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