margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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