Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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