Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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