Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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