You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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