it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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