i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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