Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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