I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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