...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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