Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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