nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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