What a fucking waste of an outfit
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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