And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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