I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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