YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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