She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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