I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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